Why settle for regular salads when you can toss together a masterpiece of meaningless jargon? The Word Salad Bowl is the ultimate blank canvas for your intellectual ambitions. This sleek, plain ceramic bowl comes with dry erase markers so you can scribble, scrawl, and strategically string together words that sound profound (but mean absolutely nothing).
To help you sound even smarter, we’ve included a pocket thesaurus filled with words you’ll barely understand but will use anyway. Now, your dinner parties can come with a side of juxtaposed synergies and a sprinkle of unbridled enthusiasm.
Perfect for corporate buzzwords, philosophical nonsense, or just writing “Authentic” so people think you are, The Word Salad Bowl ensures that every meal is served with a side of baffling brilliance.